Freak Show Excess Updated!

Courtesy to VGcats.Com for the little picture... aint it cute?

Okay lets have an update, ill edit it later afer i get some fireworks in me. Yep yep.

Now i know all houses are messes. No house is clean if there are humans living in it. My house is no different, and in fact could be called the holy grail of messy houses. And to this point this is because both my parents are as they say "keepers" nothing ever gets thrown out, but on rare occasions do we clean. Today since its the 4th of july, do we sit out back and relax? Hells no we clean... Why? Well because this is like a tradition, its just... because heh, if we dont do it now, we will kill ourselves by either A) Starting a Fire, B)Starting a fire, C) electricution, and D) Starting a fire. Thats how messy our house is. Though we never have fires because of days like the 4th of july, we clean... and we only clean the Kitchen, cant be bothered to clean the rest of the house... Fuck that noise.

Before our little escapade of cleanage, my father and i took the '65 stingray vette for a spin and to get some gas. Man that thing really does pull you when you lay on the gass. Love that car. Beautifull Laser Red with black leather interrior. All of it is also to model year, its a beautifull car. Power Steering, power breaks, power windows, the works, quite loaded for a 65 car. Anywho, we get gas, and only the super gas. Beyond premium. For 7 gallons of super, it is 18 dollars... Way expensive. But the Piece de resistance is when driving home in my little neighborhood developement, we pass a group of 3 sophmores soon to be juniors, all of whom i know, all female, and all are big bitches. Ze Biatchs! Anywho, im grinning my ass off cause ya know, im sitting in ze fancy schmancy car, the middle one, leader of ze pack gives me one of the best looks i could recieve. Hint of confusion, with some really head on of "really?" seductive look. Something about cars is that its like bird plumage. A female bird will go after the male bird with best plumage, its all about a bait game and a old school vette is like great bait. I off course start to laugh my ass off and my dad inquires about why i am laughing, tell them that i know those girls, that they are bitches, and that the head of the pack gave me the "really?" seductive look. All in all, quite a good feeling if i do say so myself. Course even i have higher standards then too attract myself to a female that has less brain power then that of a video game. Of course that brings up a good quote from the Vice president of Sony.

"The Sony Playstation 3 will have 1% the brain power of a human" (inteviewer) "Does that mean that its retar.... nevermind moving on"

Okay with that out of the way and another 8 hours of stuff happening lets see what i can recap. After i wrote the post, freind of the family came over, we cooked up some sausages, hamburgers, stakes, quite tastey, all with fire-cracker goodness inbetween bites of food. Actually did that till about 7:30. Anywho, just got back from ze Somerset county fireworks show out at MillTown Rd. Beleive it or not, the title i gave this post actually has some barring on what im writing about (oddly enough) Anywho, for a change, we sat our fat asses down by the band. The band was a 12 man cover band from a whole slew of different genres and songs. They werer good enough. Course by the end, i asked myself "Would i pay to see them? Wait too late i allready have, i pay taxes." I was also pointed out to something while on the way their sitting in trafic, watching the people stoll on by. I gave a open comment of "wow, some of these females are really underdressed." at the same time, my mother gave this response "oh so your enjoying yourself" To which i reply "oh yes imensely but im just saying" My brother then points this out which i think i love the sound of. "Jeez man you sound like your on safari, their not women, their not girls, they are females." To which i give a load roar followed by "SAFARI! SAFAAAAAAAAAAAAARI MOTHER FUCKER!" I guess i do have that out look, because while watching all the fine looking ladies go by, i realize im looking them like a piece of meat... or ass... what ever you want heh. Also while wacthing the fireworks, the whole morality and the patriotic feelings do come over however the thing is this. We really have lost alot of freedoms in this country, mostly cause i live in New Jersey i feel the effects of this. At one point in this country i could litterly do and say "I have the right to bear arms, i have the right to arm bears, what ever the hell i wanna do!" But now with recent legistlation, like the real estate land use supreme court decision that was over that a Health spa offered a community of homes money to buy the property. In the constitution, the government can force you to sell your house if its for government purposes, not private enteprises. A health spa is clearly a private enteprise. It was ruled by the supreme cout that the homes their will be forced to take rock bottom for their homes and move so as to sell it to the private entetprise Health Spa, deeming that the health spa would be good for the community. This judgement was given by people who dont even live there let alone ever visted.

On the way home alot of jokes were thrown around, but the best one is one i made as a comment/joke situation that i made on the spot about my brother and him not keeping his eyes on the road.

"Keep your eyes one the road!" "and what if i dont" "dude you would make the worst drunk driver" "Sir, you were in a 45, you were going 2." To which i eleborate. "Sir you were in a 45, you were going 2.... IM DRUNK! I DIDNT WANT TO DRIVE... yet i DIDNT WANT TO WALK.... SO I DECIEDED TO DRIVE BUT AT WALKING SPEEDS, I THINK THATS A FAIR DEAL DONT YOU THINK OFFICER?!?!?!?!"

Keith