Lt. Dan
"Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: [mildly irritated, but understanding] Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!"
Ah good times.
Robotics is going along quite damn swimingly aint it Lt. Dan? Yeah i would think so. We have been able to get all of our general ideas out there, all of them seem to be coming together quite well. Who knew we would be so ahead of the game in comparasion to last year? Last year this time, we were still thinking of ways to pick up the damned Tetra... and lift it up.... and move around.... and the chasis design.... pretty much the entire thing.
There really isnt much to report though on anything else. I'm just trying to figure out ways to procrastinate from doing my research cards for my Junior Research paper. I have 13 done at the moment and i need 25 by the end of 2nd period tommorow morning. I should be "okay" i suppose. I aswell have to do a current event for SAT Prep. Sigh the life of a high school student is really boring. Though i had an epiffiny earlier this year. Highschool is meant to teach you all of the things that... an educated person needs? I suppose thats their goal, but do they ever acomplish it? No, of course not. I could ask you all about cations and sig figs all i want when your in your 30's but you wouldnt remember or know. Hey do you know who Rommel is? How bout Hephaestus? Nope? You see school is there to teach young people a couple things, and only a few are actually taught. One, learn to obey, obedience, its part of the bible, its part of the 10 commandments, read some George Carlin and you know thats an inflatted list alright. But back to my main point of what high school teaches you about social interaction. Highschool for the majority of us is a brief run through of human interaction. Its an excelerated class of how humans socially interact. Stuck with each other 8 hours a day, have to be there, sooo then... what do we talk about? What do we do with one another? I think your starting to get my drift of what it teaches us. It teaches us the very basic needs of interaction. Though, ive always wanted to test out my wolf-man theory... Don't believe ill ever get the funds for that.
I will leave you with some Mitch Hedberg for he left us way to early.
"I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick, that would be convienet. I could easily get a job with Mrs. Pauls. If they just put me in a boat with some empty boxes. I will deliver them, to the freezer section, of your neighborhood grocery store. Theres a fishing show on TV, they catch the fish but they let it go. They dont want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something. 'Where were you?' 'I GOT CAUGHT!' 'Bullshit, let me see the inside of your lip!' If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going 'AH FUCK.... I THOUGHT I LOOKED LIKE THAT ROCK!"
Keith
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: [mildly irritated, but understanding] Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!"
Ah good times.
Robotics is going along quite damn swimingly aint it Lt. Dan? Yeah i would think so. We have been able to get all of our general ideas out there, all of them seem to be coming together quite well. Who knew we would be so ahead of the game in comparasion to last year? Last year this time, we were still thinking of ways to pick up the damned Tetra... and lift it up.... and move around.... and the chasis design.... pretty much the entire thing.
There really isnt much to report though on anything else. I'm just trying to figure out ways to procrastinate from doing my research cards for my Junior Research paper. I have 13 done at the moment and i need 25 by the end of 2nd period tommorow morning. I should be "okay" i suppose. I aswell have to do a current event for SAT Prep. Sigh the life of a high school student is really boring. Though i had an epiffiny earlier this year. Highschool is meant to teach you all of the things that... an educated person needs? I suppose thats their goal, but do they ever acomplish it? No, of course not. I could ask you all about cations and sig figs all i want when your in your 30's but you wouldnt remember or know. Hey do you know who Rommel is? How bout Hephaestus? Nope? You see school is there to teach young people a couple things, and only a few are actually taught. One, learn to obey, obedience, its part of the bible, its part of the 10 commandments, read some George Carlin and you know thats an inflatted list alright. But back to my main point of what high school teaches you about social interaction. Highschool for the majority of us is a brief run through of human interaction. Its an excelerated class of how humans socially interact. Stuck with each other 8 hours a day, have to be there, sooo then... what do we talk about? What do we do with one another? I think your starting to get my drift of what it teaches us. It teaches us the very basic needs of interaction. Though, ive always wanted to test out my wolf-man theory... Don't believe ill ever get the funds for that.
I will leave you with some Mitch Hedberg for he left us way to early.
"I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick, that would be convienet. I could easily get a job with Mrs. Pauls. If they just put me in a boat with some empty boxes. I will deliver them, to the freezer section, of your neighborhood grocery store. Theres a fishing show on TV, they catch the fish but they let it go. They dont want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something. 'Where were you?' 'I GOT CAUGHT!' 'Bullshit, let me see the inside of your lip!' If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going 'AH FUCK.... I THOUGHT I LOOKED LIKE THAT ROCK!"
Keith
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